Oscar Nominations (Are Dumb)

LACK OF CHRISTOPHER NOLAN NOM IS CRAPCRAPCRAP.

So You Think You Can Ouch

With Billy Bell benched, we’re three for three on injuries/weeks. If I were the type of person to form elaborate conspiracy theories, I think this would be about the time to pull out my tinfoil hat.

Chuck vs. My Hopes and Expectations

The last few episodes have been incredibly enjoyable and YET, when you really look at it, Chuck is on a downhill slope. Again. But they’re hoping that you aren’t noticing. (I had fun with red for this post.)

What is this feeling?!

I just finished watching the newest episode of Glee and I am confused. Not because of the episode itself. Because of my reaction to it. I’m not sobbing. I’m not giggling hysterical. I’m not mad enough to throw things. I feel…satisfied? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! Seriously. This is maybe the first time that I’ve ever [...]

The Road From Sectionals

The long-awaited time has come, folks: Glee is back in T-minus two days! FOX is making a big deal about it, as they rightly should, and commencing a Musical Week. So, several other popular FOX shows will be singing along (not 24 though, because it is Just Too Serious). The return of Glee also means [...]

Dear Heroes, Are You KIDDING ME?

Dear Heroes, What. The. Fuck. That is the major death you’ve been hinting at?! Nathan Petrelli/Adrian Pasdar? Newsflash: HE ALREADY DIED. I am SO DISPLEASED. I honestly thought that Nathan Petrelli already counted as dead and that the hint from NBC about a major character death meant someone else. Like, you know, Hiro, who is [...]

V: Pilot

The pilot episode of V was certainly astounding, if nothing else. And by that I mean that while it definitely inspired a response, I have no idea what that response is – as in, positive or negative? Liked it or didn’t? Couldn’t say. WHAT I DEFINITELY LIKED: The visuals. Oh my god those were amazing. [...]

As Time Goes, So Does Humor

With a few slight outliers, the relationship of hilarity-to-time over the course of this week’s SNL featuring Gerard Butler and musical guest Shakira can be illustrated as a basic inverse linear equation. Yes. I do spend my Saturday night’s watching sketch television and then making analogies with the small amount of mathematical knowledge I possess. [...]

Reaction Time: “True Confessions”

Hey Heroes, here’s my true confession: THIS EPISODE MADE ME WANT TO DIE. What exactly made it so horrific and disastrous and impossible to watch without feeling sick? Let’s run down the list: 1. Claire and Gretchen and Sorority Life The sorority legacy system. The jealous best friend. Who turns out to actually be a [...]

Reining The Anger In

Ah, so, I was a bit displeased after last week’s episode of House and made a few thoughtful critiques. And by “displeased” I mean “completely incensed and outraged” and by “made a few thoughtful critiques” I mean “went on a verbal rampage terrorizing everything in my path.” (It was thoughtful, though.) After this week’s installment, [...]